Molly: Mommy, you can't have these pickles. You can't have a lot of sodium. Or sugar. You can't have a lot of sugar, either.
Me: That's true. We shouldn't eat too much sodium or sugar.
Molly: So you can't eat pickles.
Me: Well, you're sure eating a lot of pickles!
Molly: I'M not pregnant!
After taking a shower and getting ready for the day,
Molly: Where are we going?
Me: We aren't going anywhere.
Molly: But you took a shower.
Molly: I know how to spell Rayna.
Me: You do? How?
Molly: R-A-Y-N-A.
Me: Great job! You're a good speller!
Molly: I also know how to spell Melissa.
Me: You do? How?
Molly: M-O-M-M-Y H-I-N-E-S
